The Ring has been destroyed. As I knew it would, based off the movies. I still want to read through the appendices, but I'm not subjecting Ace to them. He's not so interested.
And I'm trying not to obsessively listen to Welcome to Night Vale. Because I think I could do that, but that wouldn't be healthy. The podcast scares me and makes me laugh and makes me love it in equal measure.
I'd like to meet Carlos and his perfect hair. I'd love to meet Cecil and his dulcet tones.
Don't send help. I'm happy over here.