Ace and I never fight, and usually only play at arguing. Which made our conversation earlier funny.
Me: While we're out, we should probably get me something to eat.
Ace: You only want to eat because the day ends in y.
Me: Well, most people eat on days that end in y.
Ace: Well, most people are broke.
Me: Not because they eat on days that end in y.
Ace: I didn't say they were. You were arguing that most people eat on days that end in y.
Me: You ate earlier, so I figured we should feed me since I haven't eaten yet.
Ace: (something in reply that I don't remember)... (under his breath) Women!
Me: Men! Sometimes men can be just as silly as women.
Ace: Ain't that the truth?
While the wording may not be exact to the conversation, it's a pretty fair rendering of it.
While we were out, we did get me food.
No people or dogs were hurt in the process of this conversation.